mornington cup day 

was that one snag lol 

christmas

Peace train? no just an old steam train from Mornington ,Victoria 

she was a lovely dog  

 

Some wives....

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 Years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and Watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....

to easy

 

 

Letter from Sue

Hi Patty,

Thankyou for all the messages, and would you thank our friends for their
messages for me. It's a good feeling to know that you and my other friends are
there.

Mum is being buried on the 15th June. It has been very hard, (as you know),
doing all the things that seem so cold, like collecting the death certificate,
that was so upsetting. Mum died of pancreatic (I hope that is how you spell it)
cancer, and was spreading.

Oh, what a life eh.

Sue.

Morning fog

A View from Mt Dandenong (near home) 

Maroondah water storage 

PattycamWatchers

Pa
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.This time the blonde laughed even harder.Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!

PattycamWatchers: Joke

PattycamWatchers: JokeIn Kentucky, it's the law that a person must take a bath once a year. In Utah, birds have the right of way on any public highway. In Ohio, one must have a license to keep a bear.In Tennessee, a law exists which prohibits the sale of bologna (sandwich meat) on Sunday.In Virginia, the Code of 1930 has a statute which prohibits corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than political candidates. In Providence, Rhode Island, it is against the law to jump off a bridge.In the State of Kansas, you're not allowed to drive a buffalo through a street. In Florida, it is against the law to put livestock on a school bus.In New Jersey, cabbage can't be sold on Sunday.